EclipsePVP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
New Chunks Explored:	870033	Dragon Eggs Found:	9479
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dimension Hops:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	2233
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crops Grown:	3838	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ores Mined:	8585
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3497	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1812
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	845	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Votes:	5778	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Animals Bred:	133
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	487360
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14