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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 320 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.