Earthsmp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchantments Applied:	133	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ores Mined:	4924	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2530
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	162	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	29235	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	6164	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	690807

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Emeralds Found:	5597
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Void Gems Collected:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8