EarthRealm | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Villages Defended:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyClocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SisCraft: Chat & Play

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> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	203233	Potions Brewed:	84
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3587
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8393	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	195

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	948116
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	2355	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailPvP | HS Minecraft | OP Factions | Join Us Now!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take you on a wild adventure like no other? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell dad jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3894	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyAF Server

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Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6