EarthCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9236	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Animals Bred:	142
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	626883
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	200
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	110	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Dimension Hops:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	165
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Farms Harvested:	403	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!