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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2940 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5485 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Ores Mined: | 9290 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!