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VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	10

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1015
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Star Shards Collected:	261

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Enchantments Applied:	187
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9551	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Players:	98/600	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4