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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7299 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7656 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually alien spies sent to protect our server from griefers and hackers. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they only want emeralds).
our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of obsidian that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s lit, fam.
join us now and become part of the most insane and wacky minecraft community on the interwebs. bald eagles, llamas, and disco balls await you. let’s get this bread, gamers.