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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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