Dysfunctional PH: Where survival is a team sport! (pve) 🤣

Players, Discord, Survival, Sport, Structures

New Minecraft Servers

United PH Minecraft Server

Server Features
🇵🇭 United PH 🇵🇭
Join the ultimate Minecraft experience with land claims, custom features, and a friendly community! 🌍✨

Server Highlights
Simple Voice Chat Mod	🎙️ talk to your friends effortlessly!
Challenging Dungeons	⚔️ face thrilling battles and earn epic rewards!
Custom Biomes	💫 explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes!
Unique Structures	🌹 discover hidden treasures in every corner!
Friendly Players	🏵️ connect with a community that feels like family!
Active Owner	🔥 always online, keeping things fun and fresh!
CrossPlay	✅ Java & Bedrock players can join together for double the fun!

Server IPs & Port
Java IP: playunited.mysrv.us
Bedrock IP: 15.235.212.212
Port: 25764

🔗 Join our Discord! 🌟 Don’t miss out—start your adventure now! 🎮

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to players from all countries?	Yes, players from all countries are welcome to join!
Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?	No, the server is family-friendly and welcomes players of all ages.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the fun!
How do I report any issues or problems on the server?	You can contact the active owner or moderators on Discord for assistance.

NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

detest, Taste, yuck, unappetizing, nauseating

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

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New Server IP
CursedGeneticsMC

genetic susceptibility, genetic diversity, genetics, inherited traits, genetic disorders

Are you tired of being stuck with boring genetics in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wacky genetic mutations! Want to have wings like a bird? Done. How about the ability to breathe underwater like a fish? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server where genetics are just a fun game of mix and match!

Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!

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GasCraft Minecraft Server

energy crisis, energy security, Minecraft, Europe, energy diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine ends supply of russian gas to europe but dont worry we have plenty of virtual gas to keep u warm and cozy in our pixelated world. build ur own gas pipelines and dominate the economy with ur gas empire. beware of creepers trying to sabotage ur gas production, they hate competition. join now and show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Go to Disappear

Russian army, battle, casualties in war, soviet union, History

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ RUSSIA LOST 38,000 TROOPS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL PLAYING MINECRAFT INSTEAD HAHAHA. WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND PIGS OH MY. COME BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE RUSSIAN ARMY, THEY’RE COMING FOR US NEXT HAHA. SERIOUSLY THO, JOIN OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN AND CHAOS. #MINECRAFTARMY #LOLZYTIMES

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New Server IP
Skin Route Virus Fun

person-to-person, Healthcare, Fun, virology, Transmission

so lyke, imagine u r just minding ur own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly u get attacked by a horde of zombies. u think u r done for, but then u remember u r on this epic server where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to give u hugs.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get zombie hugs, but u also get to explore the depths of the earth and find secret passages that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention that u can ride on the backs of giant chickens and fly around the server like a majestic bird? yea, that’s totally a thing on this server.

so come join us and experience the thrill of tracing Ebola’s route to the skin surface in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. #zombiehugsforlife

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