Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2297
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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