Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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