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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2029 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9364 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
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