DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	166
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1075	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	749
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7000	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Villages Defended:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
New Chunks Explored:	879585	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1091	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0