DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	793	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1227
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ores Mined:	6457	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	202
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Farms Harvested:	631
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7904
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8