DumbCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Buildings Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Potions Brewed:	74
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5644	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.