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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6352 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?
So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!