Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Magical Moments Shared: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Farms Harvested: 964 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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