DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

Absurd, Absurdity, BIZARRE, crazy, death wish, diamonds, Die, DumbCraft, dumbest thing, Foolish, funny, humor, irrational, long tail, Ludicrous, Nonsensical, Pointless, Ridiculous, ridiculousness, SENSELESS, silly, stupidity, willing to die

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

CraftyListenMinecraft SMP

CraftyListenMinecraft, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds ever. I’m talking a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more. We have the craziest events, like a weekly dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob. I once saw a dude dressed as a creeper doing the Macarena, it was wild.

And the people on this server? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft. We got builders who can make a castle in five minutes flat, redstone geniuses who can create a working computer in-game, and PVP masters who will wreck you in a duel.

So, if you wanna join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?), then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun or something.

CraftyChoresMC

Accomplishments.., CraftyChoresMC, daily routine, daily tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, motivation, organization, Prioritization, productivity, productivity hacks, productivity strategies, productivity tips, self-discipline, success, task completion, Time management, time tracking, to-do list, work load, work productivity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	952	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of productivity! Join us and you’ll be tasked with completing outrageous challenges like herding a pack of wild pigs through a maze or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you manage to collect them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly.

So, if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and have a ton of fun in the process, join our server today! Who knew being productive could be this ridiculous and entertaining?

Baltic Cable Chaos: Minecraft Edition

acts of sabotage, ALERT, Baltic, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, cable, Chaos, Damage, Defense, Edition, Estonia, finland, gas pipelines, incidents, Military, Minecraft, nato, patrols, power cable, Region, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Tension, undersea cables

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you heard about the craziest server in town? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even NATO is getting involved! Yeah, you heard me right, NATO is stepping up patrols in the Baltic Sea because of some power cable damage. But you know what’s even more wild? This server is the reason behind it all!

We got players from Finland and Estonia causing chaos left and right, messing with undersea cables and gas pipelines like it’s nobody’s business. Some say it’s the Russians, but we all know the real culprit – it’s our crazy Minecraft community! We’re causing so much mayhem that even world powers are taking notice.

So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft server out there, join us now! Help us wreak havoc on the Baltic Sea and beyond. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of NATO while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic Minecraft madness!

No Lava Llamas Here

Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, Galactic Research, geology, Global Magma Ocean, io, Io’s Interior, Io’s Surface, Jupiter’s moon, lava, Llamas, Magma Dynamics, Moon exploration, planetary evolution, planetary formation, planetary science, scientific discoveries, solar system, space exploration, Space missions, volcanism

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

u kno wat does hav a global magma oshun? dis epic minecraft server! come join us for sum hot lava fun! we got volcanoes erupting every hour on da hour, u can ride a lava wave like a pro surfer dude.

we also hav a secret underground city made entirely of obsidian, where u can battle mobs in a high stakes game of hide n seek. but watch out for da lava traps, dey will getcha every time!

if u r lucky, u might even stumble upon da legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, said to hav da power to mine an entire mountain in one swing. but be careful, cuz da pickaxe is cursed and will turn u into a lava monster if u use it too much.

so come join us on dis insane minecraft server, where da only thing hotter than da lava is da action!

Regnum Bellum

balanced gameplay, bedrock, Bellum, Claims, Community, Competitions, Custom Gear, DEVELOPING, Discord, discrimination, Enchants, exploits, guild, HACKING, java, Map, Nostalgia, Playershops, Plugins, Ranks, Regnum, smp, Welcoming

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

⚔️ Regnum Bellum ⚔️
Server IP: regnumbellum.factions.ws \| Bedrock Port: 26920

Server Overview
Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server created based on nostalgia for the original Minecraft factions. It offers a fresh map and community for players to join, begin adventures, and form their factions. The server focuses on community and balanced gameplay.

📖 Rules
Regnum Bellum is a developing and welcoming community. Discrimination, hacking, and exploits are not allowed. Violations will result in a permanent IP ban.

🔗 Links
💬 Discord
🌎 Dynmap

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server IP for Regnum Bellum?

The server IP is regnumbellum.factions.ws and the Bedrock port is 26920.

2. What type of server is Regnum Bellum?

Regnum Bellum is an SMP Java/Bedrock server inspired by the original Minecraft factions server.

3. Are there any rules in place on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum has rules against discrimination, hacking, and exploits. Violations can result in a permanent IP ban.

4. Are there any plugins used on the server?

Yes, Regnum Bellum uses plugins like Automatic Rankup System, Factions, Grief Prevention, Dynmap, Playershops, Competitions, and Custom Gear to enhance gameplay.

5. How can players earn ranks on Regnum Bellum?

Players can earn ranks by accumulating playtime and XP levels. Ranks range from Artisan to Baron and offer various rewards and privileges.

6. Is there a way to protect land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Grief Prevention plugin to claim land and prevent griefing. Additionally, SimpleClans plugin allows players to give guild members access to their claims.

7. Are there competitions hosted on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, Regnum Bellum hosts monthly competitions for all factions to participate in. These competitions range from PVP battles to horse racing and offer rewards for winning factions.

8. Can players set up their own shops on the server?

After reaching the Squire rank, players can access personalized player shops to sell materials and items to other players.

9. Is there a custom gear system on Regnum Bellum?

Yes, the server offers a custom set of gear for players who have achieved everything in Minecraft. This gear can be purchased for a price and provides additional hearts for the wearer.

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, 206109715, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, controversial topic, digital communication, forum thread, internet culture, internet forum, internet privacy, Isles, mystic, offensive language, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online discussion, online identity, online post, privacy concerns, Server, Shit, social media, User-generated content

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	157
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Votes:	8415

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the community is lit AF. You’ll be making friends faster than a creeper blows up your house. Plus, the mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

And don’t even get me started on the builds! We’ve got castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and roller coasters faster than a speeding minecart.

But wait, there’s more! We have events crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From PvP tournaments to build competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

auditory, Beginner, discovery, Experience, Explore, first time, introduction, Listen, Music, music discovery, new, OVERWHELMING, Recommendation, Sensation, sensation of sound, Sensory, sensory overload, song, Sound, sound exploration, SoundNoobMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6164	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with dancing villagers. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who can do the floss dance like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance-off in the Nether. And whoever wins gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pit filled with dancing skeletons, they’re pretty competitive.

CraftyNostalgia

amusing, Carefree, cherished, Childhood, CraftyNostalgia, delightful, Fun, Happy, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, long-lasting, Memory, Nostalgia, past, playful, Recollection, Reminiscence, sentimental, Smile

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8118	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magic Items Found:	9000
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Remember that time when you were a kid and you accidentally set your neighbor’s cat on fire with a magnifying glass? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you can relive that hilarious moment over and over again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where all the creepers go to boogie down. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you smile like a kid again!

ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, ChargeCraft, consumer rights, devices, electronic devices, electronic waste, environmental impact, EU directive, EU law, European Commission, european union, legislation, micro USB, Minecraft, mobile devices, power adapters, Server, smartphone accessories, smartphone chargers, standardization, Technology, universal chargers, USB-C

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution!

RusCraft: 779K Lost Troops

2022, 779K, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fatalities, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TROOPS THAN RUSSIA IN UKRAINE! WE BE BUILDIN’ AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE CRAZY WHILE RUSSIA BE LOSIN’ ALL THEIR TROOPS! COME JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN A RUSSIAN SOLDIER IN UKRAINE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! HAHAHAHAHA!

Pixel Peace Palace

Communication, discernible difference, Expression, forever.., Hold, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, language usage, linguistic analysis, linguistics, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Palace, Peace, phrases, Piece, PIXEL, Saying, semantics, true phrase, Words

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	62
Emeralds Found:	5954	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where u can forever hold ur piece…of cake!! yes that’s right, every player gets a free piece of cake when they join cuz we believe in starting off on a sweet note 🍰🎉

but that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken 🐔🔷 legend has it that if u find this rare chicken, it will lay diamonds instead of eggs!! who needs a diamond pickaxe when u have a diamond chicken, amirite??

oh and did we mention our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots?? don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost…just don’t get too close or he might explode with excitement 💥👻

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!! who needs peace when u can have a piece of cake and a diamond chicken, right?? 😂🎮 #minecraftmadness

Crafty Narcissist’s Lair

all-round malevolent, Behavior, Cheating, competitive, Crafty, dark triad, deceitful, Deception, findings, Lair, Manipulation, manipulative, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, patterns, Personality, Psychology, research, self-interest, selfish, social narcissist, study, Traits

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Dimension Hops:	10
Ores Mined:	7432	New Chunks Explored:	559042
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Social Narcissists who ruled over a land in Minecraft. They were so selfish and manipulative, always trying to one-up each other and cheat their way to the top. But guess what? They were also the best builders in the game! Their creations were out of this world, like seriously, you wouldn’t believe your eyes.

But then, the All-Round Malevolent players came along. These guys were even worse than the Social Narcissists! They were just as selfish and manipulative, but they were also super competitive and would stop at nothing to win. It was chaos, I tell you, chaos!

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by the Dark Triad of Minecraft players, then come join us! Build epic structures, battle it out with other players, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll come out on top. But be warned, things can get pretty crazy around here. So, are you ready to join the madness?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

“Youth, 20, banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, remember, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	5283	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q6.vanilla-box.ru

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Head Drops, Homes, Involved, Keep Inventory, location, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Raid, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5718	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Minecraft Server
Version	1.21.4
Game mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Features
Rules	No hacks, No griefing, No claims, No back, No keep inventory
Owners	Active and involved, not permitted to raid
Teleportation	/sethome, /rtp up to 4000 blocks away from spawn
World border	100k

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks on the server?

A: No, hacks are not allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: How many homes can I have?

A: Players have 2 homes by default.

Q: Can I teleport to a random location?

A: Yes, you can use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn.

Q: Are there any disabled features on the server?

A: Phantoms are disabled on the server.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Colonies Clash!

anglo colonies, british empire, clash, colonial legacy, Colonialism, colonies, Colonization, comparative history, Conflict, Conquest, cultural exchange, European colonization, Exploration, History, imperialism, indigenous peoples, new world, SETTLEMENT, Spanish colonies, Spanish Empire, Trade, Transatlantic

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchantments Applied:	118
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got crazy builds, insane mobs, and a whole lotta fun waiting for you to join in on the madness. Come on and craft with us as we explore the blocky world together. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and excitement – join us now and let’s get this party started! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!