Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	47282	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4749

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3062	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	7575

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Buildings Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	328	Dragon Eggs Found:	5857

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	3399	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.