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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4064 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 865779 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
