Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Potions Brewed:	75	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Enchantments Applied:	73	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Star Shards Collected:	94
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Magic Items Found:	3265
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Towns Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crops Grown:	6473	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	8512	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	554289
Dimension Hops:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	466859
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	5761
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3826
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Items Found:	3616
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Votes:	3926
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun