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CraftyCash SMP

Budget, budget buster, cheap hobby, costly, costly activity, costly hobby, costly hobbyist, costly pastime, CraftyCash, expensive, expensive hobby, expensive interest, expensive pursuit, financial burden, financial strain, high cost, money drain, Money Pit, pricey hobby, PRICEY., smp, wallet draining hobby

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

ToxicCraft – Where the Fans are Scarier Than the Creepers

aggressive fans, CREEPERS, cyberbullying, extreme fans, extreme loyalty, fan toxicity, fan wars, fanatical behavior, Fans, negative behavior, negative fanbase, negative fandom, obsessive fans, online harassment, online toxicity, scarier, toxic behavior, toxic community, toxic culture, toxic fanbase, toxic fandom, toxic fans, ToxicCraft, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most toxic fanbase you will ever encounter! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of trolling. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a server full of craziness and mayhem? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity mix, energy consumption, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, germany, green energy, Minecraft, renewable electricity, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable resources, renewable sources, renewables, Server, Solar, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6959
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more renewable energy than Germany in 2024, like whaaat?! Our solar panels be poppin’ off at 14% contribution, like we’re basically the sun’s BFF. Join us and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the universe, where even the creepers recycle their TNT. Don’t miss out on this lit adventure, come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌞🌍💥

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Votes:	1319	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Votes:	1059	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6799	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Towns Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	216	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Love Letters Sent:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runes Activated:	6

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	139	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6523

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mines Excavated:	2676
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8615
Star Shards Collected:	155	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1