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Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

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Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	3512	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	314
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7713
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Enchantments Applied:	266

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Votes:	5215	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	13950	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	1261
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mines Excavated:	3894	Runes Activated:	0

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz