DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchantments Applied:	237	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	330389	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	5220	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	607010
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Star Shards Collected:	297	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	7071
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	2685
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	174

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3046
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magic Items Found:	6416	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	584466	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	4015	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever