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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3380 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7858 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Ores Mined: | 5851 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.
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