DrunkCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

alcohol, alcohol-fueled mistakes, alcohol-induced, bad decisions, blackout, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Foolish, funny, hangover, intoxicated, intoxicated behavior, mistake, Party, partying, regretful, regrettable actions, Shenanigans, silly, stupid

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	6231
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	6268	Chimeras Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	2581
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crops Grown:	8742
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Void Gems Collected:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	3973	New Chunks Explored:	993191
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	5341	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4869	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crops Grown:	7653	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7788
Potions Brewed:	134	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	91	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
New Chunks Explored:	252834	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	752782	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?

LostCraftFamFinder

AGGRESSIVE, Asshole, basement suite, charges, court date, disappeared, distraught, doubtful, doubts, email, family, friend’s family, INFORMATION, location, LostCraftFamFinder, missing person, public information, public record, Safety, strange, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Star Shards Collected:	194
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	7090
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with mystery and drama! Just like the disappearance of my friend’s basement-dwelling roommate, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Explore hidden secrets and uncover court dates for unknown charges, just like a detective on a mission. Who knows what kind of trouble you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world?

And don’t worry about being called an asshole for sharing information – on our server, we encourage communication and teamwork. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous plot or two along the way.

So come join us for a thrilling adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?