DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	5583	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchantments Applied:	214
Buildings Constructed:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Potions Brewed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8781	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8449	Animals Bred:	62

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Potions Brewed:	154	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.