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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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