Drunk Villagers Minecraft Battle Arena | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Turtlecraft

Active Staff, Creative, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction, friendly community, Hardcore, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Pixelmon, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Turtlecraft, Voting Rewards

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	turtlecraft.us
Discord Server	Join

Welcome to Turtlecraft

Turtlecraft offers a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun, with no whitelist and open to all players who agree to follow the rules. Build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation!

Features

Unique spawn area
Plugin for gradual night progress
Plugin for sitting on various blocks
Land claiming to prevent griefing
Various crafting datapacks
Active moderation team
Large map with Bluemap rendering
Discord integration
Optional custom resource pack

Rules

No tangible or irreversible damage to players or their progress/builds
Limited pranks, griefing, and theft permitted with permission
Three strikes system for trouble-makers

Join us on Discord and in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect to the IP address turtlecraft.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What is the map size?

A: The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks.

Q: Are there any rules against griefing?

A: Griefing is limited and must be done with permission or for lore purposes only.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Please check with the server administrators for a list of approved mods.

Robo Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Advanced technology, Android, Artificial Intelligence, consent, Ethics, fembot, friendly handjob, futuristic, futuristic sex., Haven, human touch, human-like, human-robot interaction, Intimacy, machine learning, Pleasure, Robo, ROBOT, robotic companionship, Sci Fi, sex robot, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Like, imagine a place where fembots roam free and give out friendly handjobs to players.

Join this server for a chance to experience the wildest and most outrageous interactions with fembots in Minecraft history.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can have fembots giving you handjobs in the virtual world? Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server for a unique and unforgettable gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fembots give you a hand… literally!

Dad’s Dungeon: No Visits, No Problem!

child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication Issues, court orders, custody agreement, Dads, Dungeon, enforcing visitation schedule, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, first date, ignoring calls, Jail time, legal consequences, long distance parenting, parental conflict, parenting struggles, Problem, shared calendar, teenage rebellion, threatening behavior, Valentine’s Day, visitation rights, visits

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	9490
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for TV shows, but for co-parenting relationships too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through custody battles, shared calendars, and last-minute visitations.

Witness the epic showdown between a dad who only visits once a year and a daughter who has her first-ever date on Valentine’s Day. Will she choose her crush over her dad? Will the dad resort to extreme measures like calling the police and courts to enforce his visitation rights? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a soap opera, join us now and experience the ultimate co-parenting chaos in Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

SneakySteveMC SMP

controversial, deceitful, dishonest, dubious, feels wrong, gray area, Guilty, IMMORAL, improper, inappropriate, morally ambiguous, not illegal, Questionable, Shady, Sketchy, smp, sneaky, SneakySteveMC, SUSPECT, taboo, underhanded, Unethical

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchantments Applied:	117
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

So like, this one time on our epic Minecraft SMP, I totally pranked my friend by filling his entire house with chickens. It was so hilarious, he was like “wtf bro, why are there so many cluckers in my crib?!” And I was just there laughing my butt off because it was so funny.

But like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy shenanigans we get up to on our server. We have epic build battles where we try to outdo each other with the most outrageous creations. And don’t even get me started on the insane treasure hunts we go on, searching for hidden loot in the most random places.

If you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

BlockBustCoGone

BANKRUPTCY, BlockBustCoGone, business failure, collapse of industry, corporate collapse, corporate downfall, corporate giants, defunct corporation, downfall of a titan, economic collapse, economic disaster, failed company, failed empire, financial crisis, financial institutions, financial ruin, lost empire, market crash, market failure, recession, too big to fail

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Remember that one company that everyone thought was too big to fail? Yeah, well, they’re gone now. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that giant, gaping void in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in all things Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that has the power to destroy entire villages with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs that failed company anyway when you have us?

HamasBlasted Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, doubt, eradication, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, HamasBlasted, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tension, radical groups, regional stability, rubio, security threat, Server, shaky ceasefire, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can totally eradicate ur enemies like rubio wants to eradicate hamas? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles where u can unleash ur inner rubio and show no mercy to anyone who crosses ur path. join us and be part of the epic war to end all wars in minecraft! come on, what r u waiting for? hamas ain’t got nothin on us!

FrostyPowerOutage

Attack, blackout, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, freezing cold, FrostyPowerOutage, Infrastructure, international relations, Military Action, Overnight, power plant, Residents, russia, SECURITY, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Votes:	691	New Chunks Explored:	461697
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Runes Activated:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about those pesky Russia strikes hitting Ukraine power plants! We got so much warmth and cozy vibes, you won’t even notice the freezing cold outside. Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make those power outages look like child’s play. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and endless fun! Who needs electricity when you have our server to light up your world? Let’s goooooo!

Neuro Build Craft

brain development, brain exercises, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health strategies, brain health techniques, brain health tips, brain plasticity, brain training, BUILD, challenging mind, cognitive function, Cognitive Training, Craft, learning, Memory, mental agility, mental fitness, mental muscle, neural pathways, Neuro, neuroplasticity, new experiences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

join our server and become a MINECRAFT MASTERMIND. build epic castles and crazy contraptions that will make your brain EXPLODE with creativity.

challenge yourself with mind-bending puzzles and quests that will make you question reality itself.

who needs school when you can learn about neuroplasticity through MINECRAFT?

join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through the power of BLOCKS.

WARNING: side effects may include extreme fun, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden urge to mine diamonds for hours on end.

Helios: THE REVOLUTION

Age Progression, Challenges, Curseforge, deities, Discord, governments, Helios, Minecolonies, Modded, Nations, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, Resources, revolution, Space Travel, Technological Era, Towns, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features
Realistic Politics
Valkaryian Skies for sailing the seas
Impressive contraptions with Create mod
Realistic technological Era advancement
Manage society with Minecolonies

The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to enhance the Minecraft experience. With a roleplay-based Age Progression system, players can advance through different eras while influencing future gameplay.

For more information and to join, visit Discord or CurseForge.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the goal of the Helios Minecraft server?	The goal is to foster player engagement by allowing them to build towns or nations, manage resources, form governments, face challenges posed by deities, or simply relax.
How does the Age Progression system work?	Each Age changes gameplay style, technology, and environment. Players start in a vanilla-like Age and can advance to space travel, influencing future Ages through choices and suggestions.
Where can I learn more and join?	Visit the Discord server or CurseForge page linked above for more information and to join the Helios Minecraft server.

Whispering Willow Creek 1.20.5

1.20.5, Barefoot, Candid, creek, feet, foot fetish, Foot fetish blog, foot fetish community, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, Foot fetish pictures, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot model, Foot photography, foot pics, Foot selfie, foot worship, post, Soles, Thread, Toes, whispering, Willow

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the boring real world and live your best blocky life.

We got cows that can do the Macarena, pigs that can fly (literally), and chickens that lay golden eggs.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’re like the cool kids of the server, always throwing wild parties in the abandoned mineshafts.

Plus, our community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy and deranged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some epic pixelated adventures together!

BlockyBO Minecraft Server

BlockyBO, Bộ, body odor, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, coworker, customer service, Feedback, Hospitality, Management, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Professionalism, Server, Social Skills, teaching skills, Team Building, workplace culture, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6363	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team-building experience! Our workshops involve building epic collages together, but watch out for the BO monster lurking among us. Our coworker Mark may have a strong odor, but don’t worry, it’s just part of the immersive experience. Get close to your fellow players as you work together to crack open windows and escape the stench. And if you dare to confront Mark about his BO, be prepared for a chilly reception and some intense drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of surprises? Join now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

SleepCraftRUs

adolescent, bedtime, Communication, family conflict, Father, insomnia, lack of sleep, NAP, Parent-child relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, SleepCraftRUs, sleeping in, staying up late, teenage sleep patterns, teenager, waking up early

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Hey there! Are you tired of your dad waking you up at ungodly hours just to lecture you about your sleep schedule? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those early morning rants!

Join our server and escape to a world where sleep is never interrupted by parental nagging. Build your dream house, explore epic landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you to go to bed earlier.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, because who needs sleep when you have virtual adventures to embark on? Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for hours on end.

So say goodbye to early morning wake-up calls and hello to the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Join now and let the fun begin!

BlockSecretsMC

#revelation, BlockSecretsMC, Childhood, Communication, Concealed, confession, family, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, parents, privacy, relationship, Secrets, shame, taboo, Trust, Truth, unspoken, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Have you ever secretly built a giant roller coaster in your backyard made entirely out of cake blocks and pig saddles? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally let your wildest building fantasies run wild without worrying about getting grounded by your parents! Join us for a roller coaster ride of epic proportions and let your creativity soar to new heights (literally, we have flying pigs)! So come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to confess your Minecraft secrets and join the fun!

CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

ap, CraftyZelenskyysHouse, European Pravda, Minecraft, rejecting agreement, Server, short-sighted, US, White House, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	723
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	116
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2044
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7478
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3