Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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