Are you tired of boring old servers where the only high you can get is from building a really tall tower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and experience a world where drug use is not only accepted, but encouraged! Want to mine for diamonds while tripping on mushrooms? Go for it! Feel like battling creepers after smoking some virtual weed? It’s all good here!

Our server is a haven for all you rebellious gamers who want to stick it to the man and live life on the edge. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending experiences. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Star Shards Collected: 233 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Mines Excavated: 2991 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Get ready for some vanilla fun on ClassicMC! No mods, just good ol’ whitelist survival with a side of Java.

    Welcome to ClassicMC!

    IP ClassicMC.mine.nu
    Version 1.21+
    Mode Survival Semi-Vanilla

    ClassicMC is the perfect blend of classic Minecraft survival with just the right touch of enhancements! We’re a semi-vanilla survival server that stays true to the authentic Minecraft experience, while adding a few quality-of-life features to make your journey even more fun. What You’ll Find on ClassicMC:

    • Version 1.21+ – Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features.
    • Pure Survival – Enjoy a balanced, survival-focused world with minimal plugins.
    • Community-Driven – Our friendly and growing community is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    • Enhanced Gameplay – While we keep it vanilla, a few small tweaks add convenience and keep things exciting!

    Whether you love building, exploring, or surviving, ClassicMC offers a welcoming environment for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and experience survival Minecraft with a twist! If you’re interested please visit our discord https://discord.gg/ReTdxmVFRR

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What version is ClassicMC? ClassicMC is on version 1.21+.
    What mode does ClassicMC operate in? ClassicMC is a Survival Semi-Vanilla server.
    Does ClassicMC have a community? Yes, ClassicMC has a friendly and growing community that is always ready to team up, trade, and build.
    Are there any gameplay enhancements on ClassicMC? While ClassicMC maintains a vanilla experience, there are a few small tweaks that add convenience and excitement to gameplay.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

    Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server
    Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

    Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

    But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

    Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyKidzBelieve

    CraftyKidzBelieve
    Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

    like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

    and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

    Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

    Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7063
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

    Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

    Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom
    So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2428 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6829 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PoolPeepingSteve

    PoolPeepingSteve
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

    Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

    EndlessFun Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 208 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Ores Mined: 8546
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyScreenTime

    CraftyScreenTime
    Are you tired of staring at your screen all day like a zombie? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to screen-time woes as you embark on epic adventures filled with pixelated glory. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what a screen even is! Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make you grow a third arm…who wouldn’t want that kind of advantage in PvP battles? So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Dust City – CSI’s Paradise

    Dust City – CSI’s Paradise
    join our server if you wanna be a dust detective! we got so much dust it’s practically a crime scene! uncover the mysteries of when events happened based on the slow buildup of dust on every surface! only the most intentional human activity can remove it, so get ready to dust off your detective skills and solve the ultimate dust mystery! trust us, it’s gonna be a dusty good time!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Animals Bred: 28 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Sand Digging Sea Robins

    Sand Digging Sea Robins
    Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to be a northern sea robin with six crablike legs, digging in the sand to find buried prey with a sense that’s basically taste? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you live out that fantasy! Join us and experience the thrill of being a sea robin on a mission to find some tasty treats buried in the sand. It’s a wild ride, full of adventure and delicious surprises. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3671 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Juicy MangoBayMC: Less Vanilla, More Banter! No Griefing, Just Fun! Version 1.21

    Juicy MangoBayMC: Less Vanilla, More Banter! No Griefing, Just Fun! Version 1.21

    Mango Bay Server Overview

    Description Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer various quality of life additions and promote a fair gameplay experience.
    Features
    Java/Bedrock Cross Play Players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions.
    IP Address play.MangoBayMC.com Bedrock port: 19132
    Discord Join our Discord community
    Website Visit our website

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I rank up on the server? Players can rank up and receive rewards by simply voting for the server.
    Is there a plugin for land claiming? Yes, we offer a land claiming feature for players to protect their builds.
    Are there player shops available? Players can create their own shops to trade with others in the community.
    Can I create my own warp point? Yes, players have the ability to set their own warps for easy teleportation.
    How can I participate in auctions? Players can access the Auction House to buy and sell items with other players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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