BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Items Found:	6548

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1067
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	601
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	117

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4922
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crops Grown:	3185
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4260	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5017	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	2390

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3675
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	497	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	949107

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

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