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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9129 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 2919 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6623 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!