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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8433 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ideal physical age of consent is when your character reaches level 69! And as for the psychological age of consent, it’s when you can outsmart a creeper in a game of chess.
But who decides on these rules, you ask? Well, our server is run by a council of wise old villagers who have been playing Minecraft since the days of dial-up internet. They have seen it all, from diamond hoarding to sheep herding, and they know exactly what it takes to thrive in this pixelated world.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to reach level 69 and outsmart a creeper in a game of chess. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy Minecraft universe!
