Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Crops Grown: 9773

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Magic Items Found: 6054
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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