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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 7251 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 251 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.