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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8677 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
