| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6474 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2209 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6632 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 266 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 360 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6974 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 532 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9140 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5120 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 237 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7128 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3033 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 728 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 350 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5128 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4812 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8201 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 564 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
