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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3864 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 609 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9626 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!
So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!