Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Chimeras Created: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY