Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

    CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!
    join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

    we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

    but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

    Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

    And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kik Thread Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

    BoyfriendBlockheadAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

    Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Sayonara, Old Sayings!

    Sayonara, Old Sayings!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6405 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 New Chunks Explored: 470654
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Neuro Club Minecraft Server

    Neuro Club Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

    The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8616 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 311580
    Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

    RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endless Night Skies: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

    Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

    JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft
    The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 227 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

    Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

    Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

    And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Animals Bred: 84 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Crops Grown: 2957 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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