Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ores Mined:	1695
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	274	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ores Mined:	9463
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	3983	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Star Shards Collected:	152
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ores Mined:	4238
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mines Excavated:	4125	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2316	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	7168	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	110/200	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19