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HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Votes:	823	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	123
Buildings Constructed:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	78
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ores Mined:	1935	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3