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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	1161	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3053	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	2046

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ores Mined:	612
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Potions Brewed:	189
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	963	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ores Mined:	4303
Potions Brewed:	165	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crops Grown:	8224	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2588
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2