DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Genealogy, SEPARATE, distinct race, Colonialism, immigration

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

CraftyAddict SMP

good addiction, wellness, positive habits, beneficial addiction, beneficial habits

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

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NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

cringey, photography, UNCOMFORTABLE, camera shy, Self-expression

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

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KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

political instability, Asia, leadership crisis, Corruption, interim president

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

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DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

chronic use, Bodybuilder, steroid abuse, death, physical appearance

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

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Dungeon SMP

expanding dungeon, Parkour, multiplayer, Hidden Secrets, Undead

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

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DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

CraftyAddict SMP

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

Dungeon SMP