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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1099 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4508 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!
