Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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