Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 84 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Animals Bred: 92

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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