Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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