come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 189 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Emeralds Found: 4184
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 452
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4245 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5781 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Falling into the Void: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magic Items Found: 8511
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Enchantments Applied: 168
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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